Frick. I didn't go to Bali after all. It was a last minute cancellation, more of detour actually. We ended up going to Medan. Double-frick.
Phhooeey. I hate writing.
Stupid flight was delayed. Reached Medan at 6.30p.m, it was like 8p.m there..Medan has no trees by the way. Second day...went to that Maimun Palace. It was really eerie and dark which made to altogether cool. Indon history beats Malaysian one anytime.Okay, fine, that was a lie. They both suck. Apparently, the palace is haunted by it's past kings. Their Sultan of Deli is a 10 year old kid -__- . His dad 'mangkat-ed' in a car crash recently. Sometime evening, we reached Lake Toba, which is bigger than Singapore. and it's a lake. It's A LAKE.IT'S A LAKE BIGGER THAN SINGAPORE. And to make it better, it's a volcanic lake. As in the lake, is a crater. An active one at that. It's the biggest volcanic lake in the world too. the last time it erupted was 67,000 to 75,000 years ago.. You know, I would probably die if I saw the Caspian Sea [Yeah, it's a lake].
It was pretty scary, seeing that damn lake and all. I'm aquaphobic, evidently. I mean, I like showers and rain and stuff like that, but I inexorably despise/fear seas and lakes and ponds and rivers and creeks and anything big, deep, with water in it. I'm a wuss. Right. So on the third day, we went cruising around in a frickin' ferry. Cruising around Lake Toba. So naturally, being the aquaphobic that I am, I nearly threw up on the ferry. Felt faint, and death was a nice option. But, I didn't want to jump into a lake for my death, not at all. I'd rather die in a freak accident. So after that, we went to Samosir Island [Man don't do anything, women do everything apparently. Mysoginist much?] where we were greeted hunted by crazy Batak people who were trying to get us to buy things. They're poverty-stricken, so unsurprisingly they get into promoting-overdrive whenever they see tourists. It was extremely irritating because all I wanted to buy in Indon was food and some stuff for my friends. Not dresses or scarfs or anything of that sort.
Even when were in the ferry, there were 6 people going around the whole ferry asking people to buy things. They're so annoyingly adamant and immovable. There was this one lady who was trying to sell 'an apathetic me' a purse made of deer skin. Deer skin. Really? Do I look like someone who buys products made of deer skin? No random lady, I don't. In fact, I'm a flexitarianist who hates people who wear fur and eat dogs XD.
That random lady was beleaguering me and I was getting even more annoyed by the moment. She was so darn pushy, that's why. I could stand it anymore, so I turned around and asked her "Kenapa you bunuh rusa?". In English, "why'd you kill a deer?". Good thing is, SHE LEFT. Beat that, annoying people. Behold, my questionnaire skills. Why'd you kill a deer lawl
There was this other lady who kept on pestering my dad to buy something and at one point, she sat next to him and stared longingly, and ewwww, she kept on touching his arms and shoulder and geez, it looks like she was trying to seduce him into buying things. Luckily my mother wasn't there, she was somewhere else. My poor dad just stared at me, horrified. So I told her that my mum has bought stuff already. But she just stood there, bugging my dad and I. After about 10 minutes of continuous pestering, she left for someone else. AGITATING LIKE HELL.
Third day, went to Brestagi. Was really cold. Didn't do anything. Fourth day. Went shopping. And went back at 4.30.
And the lame, pathetic attempt at quotes come here.
"So Zri, how do you feel?" "I'M LIMNOPHOBIC!!!!!!"
"Trying raping you foot, it makes it warmer.
"You know, I liked you better when you wouldn't grin like a paedophile."
"I dislike this place. There's so many butt-naked Malay boys everywhere" "You've only seen one" "...And it's enough to make me think that the whole country's made up of horny sex fiends."
"Wow..Those village people must be seriously horny if even their totem poles have really long, erected penises."
"I think I'm going to get raped by the end of this trip"
Crap, I've to go to Penang now. Be back tomorrow, with a longer blog post and more pics of Indon.
The flowers are upside down. They look adorable lolz
That's 1/4 of that friggin lake.
I survived on that and Oreos coz' they were serving hot curry and rendang all the time. They have Pocky EVERWHERE.
The only shot I bothered taking in Maimun Palace. It's the balairung seri, kan? The place where the sultan ber'what'? Was it semayam? My history flew out the door right after PMR. >.>
It's a church. That looks like a Hindu temple doesn't it? There are actually only 2 churches of this in the whole world
The tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
See that white box below? If you donate, his smile will go wider
Execution tools . *gulps*
It's a tomb -_-
Lolz at this. According to village legend, more boob ornaments in your house means better warriors to defend the village. No kidding people, more milk, more strength, that's what they believe in. Loltastic like hell.
Why can't Malaysia spiders be like this????
The only thing she was doing pretty much the whole trip long
Bleh, stupid mist blocked me from getting a clearer picture of the pretty waterfall.
I should seriously stop taking pictures of people's tombs. Yup, they build Minagkabau houses for tombs.
That song reminds me of Brianstorm by Arctic Monkeys.
It's the 25th today. And you what that means.
Too lazy to get a better pic. He has nice hair in this one
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GASPARD
&& he's not the only one born today. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL.
I'm bored. I've nothing to talk about, except how bored I am. I could change my blog layout again and make you brains cry but I'd rather not this time.
I want to watch this by the way.
Lazy to elaborate. I bet it's controversial though, thanks to those bloody homophobes. What the hell did gays do to you? Strip you of your virginity? Newsflash a-holes, even if any one of them slept with you, it's your damn call. So don't go around parading with this "I HATE GAYS" banner when you're the actual idiot who slept with a gay guy. .....I don't make sense. Still, it's agitating how hypocritical some people can be.
How odd. I was checking Nuffnang just now, hoping that I would miraculously get RM50 stuffed into my account. Then I decided to look at my blogs' analytics [since I'm self-absorbed d'oi. That and anything that's synonymous with dimwit] and I noticed that I have blog readers from outside Malaysia. How strange can that be? I should be thankful lah [HAH! UNIQUE VISITS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA], but it's just uber hard to digest considering how pathetically bad I am at blogging and pffffffft, who on Earth would want to read my blog? Other than the ordinary Malaysian bunch of people under my link list, I can't think of anyone else who would want to . Especially people from outside Malaysia, with the exception of Jessie and Chimera of course. Anyway, whoever you are, HELLLOO.
Geez. That sounded excessively happy, and conflicting.
TODAY = Curse that damn idiot who discovered boredom. You've affected us all, a-hole.
Went to church in the morning, the one near my house because today's it's feast day apparently. The whole mass was in TAMIL. Shhheeeessshhhhh. Not to be a self-loathing racist and all....No wait, I am a self-loathing racist, see what society does to you? But anyway, MASS WAS SO FREAKIN' LONG. Try 2 1/2 hours... Most of you are probably wondering why I'm making such a big deal of it since other denominations' service are usually more prolonged..But I'm Catholic, and that means I'm entitled to a 1 hour mass every week, that's all. The maximum is 3 hours.. [insert uber-pissed off face here]
Could someone please elucidate on why almost every word in Tamil seems a mile longer than the one's in English? I'm quite certain that I've blogged about it before. And You know what, why bother this time? Still, WHY?
Oh yeah. Front page of the Star today is absolutely lol-tastic, isn't it? Yoga is banned for Muslims in Malaysia. Apparently, it contains elements of Hinduism that could possibly corrupt Muslims. The level of rudeness some high authorities in Malaysia have still amazes me. Don't you think it's insulting to say that elements of Hinduism could corrupt Muslims? It's like indirectly referring to Hinduism as a corrupted religion. Meh, it's Malaysia we're living in. The land of durians and idiotic, corrupted politicians whose rules and biased ways you've got to adhere by without any retaliation.. Why? Because they'll stuff you in ISA, that's why lah
I think I'm going to have to take drastic measures today. Something much more milder than suicide. I need to go eat a whole packet of Milo powder. Or coffee.
And you're wondering why I'm being so vague? Go ask yourself something.
Wouldn't it be really nice to know that your aunt has just found out that you're bisexual and there's this 80% chance that she might just tell your mother and SHE might possibly send you for counseling. Like church counseling?
No, it isn't nice. It doesn't help at all. In fact, it's anything but nice. It's disheartening.
This is like unintentionally coming out of the closet. TWICE.
This isn't Plurk. But still, I need a place to say :
I EFFING LOVE 90210~
Navid and Silver [the two at far right] are so swooning hot . Okay, not really...But still, they're the two most interesting characters by far. And they have impeccable fashion sense to match it. Ethan and Naomi....are there. They're just, there. The original one was uber cool, but the new spin-off....it's just so FRICKING EPIC. *spazzflaildieshappily*
JiaYun, I doubt you're reading this. But YOUMUST GO WATCH IT!! Right this moment, I feel like all those bimboish, WHEEEE-I'm-retarded type of fangirls. But nevermind, we all have those moments, don't we? Labeling me a hypocrite would be very suitable, considering I seem to despise bimbo-fangirls but right now, I am one. Minus the excessive camwhoring and weirded-out English. I speak write perfect English, thank you very much.
There is a problem though. -The show isn't very long. It clocked in at 40 minutes. It started at 9 but ended at 9.40. Either that or the commercials are beginning to be exceedingly short. - The acting, isn't all that good. Too unnatural, too exaggerated. Well actually, only a few of them are.
Whatever the problems, 90210 in my opinion is still pretty cool. But not as cool as Gossip Girl though. Which reminds me, I need to go catch up on season2, I left off at episode6.
Stupidly addictive song. It's about how a guy remembers his late friend. It's such a sad song.
There's this high chance I won't be watching Twilight this year. Screaming, fake Edward-fangirls aside, the movie looks altogether dull. Edward looks exceptionally moronic. I think I've blogged about it before. Here. I think Robert Pattinson looks anything but apt for that part. His face is too angular and square he looks like a druggie for Chrissake.
Right... Honestly, I can't stop ranting about these girls, and I'll be willing to bet that certain people agree with me here. So here's my unbiased, seemingly friendly note. Note to annoying Edward-fangirls from a former-fangirl-turned-abso apathetic-after-the-takeover-of-obtuse, counterfeit fangirls. a. You read a book because it's a book, and that fact that it has raving reviews is acceptable too. What's not acceptable but in fact wholly moronic is when you read a book just because your 45-degrees-headbending-camwhoring-Parkinsons suffering-bimbo friends can't live a day without going "OHEMGEE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO FUCKING HOT OMG I'M OFFICIALY CHANGING MY NAME TO MRS EDWARD CULLEN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WAIT FIRST I WANNA TAKE A PICTURE OF MYSELF *positions head in an unknown angle and starts clicking* WHAAAAAAAAAAAA" and you acACTUALLY want to prove yourself to be much more of an idiot than they are by becoming a daft, trend-following, fake fangirl as well. Love, you're so stupid that there aren't enough levels of idiocracy to stuff you into one.
b.People can understand when you say Edward is hot ONCE. You don't need to pull this incessant string of "OHH EDWARD CULLEN YOU'RE SOOO HOT I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES TRALALALALALALALALA" on people. They get tired of hearing it, see. I'm sure you wouldn't like it too if someone were to go all mofo-[insert random, good-looking celebrity's name here]-is-smoking-hot a million times a day right? So a friendly reminder from me, STFU!
c.SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE DAMN MOVIE. Sane people can actually comprehend when you say there's a movie adaptation of Twilight going to be released somewhere in the near future. We know you're a schizophrenic imbecile who secretly thinks she's a broken record, so don't prove that by babbling on about how awesome Twilight is going to be.. For all you know, the movie might possibly be panned by critics y'know. Conclusion : DON'T REITERATE.
The thing is, internet junkies/Twilight addicts like myself found out about it last July. Not this year when Breaking Dawn came out or when it was mentioned in Galaxie several [or was it once?] times.
*shakes head in misery*
Greetings to your bright pink camera, Ezri.
And that's it for now. If anyone wants to tell me how much of a depressed, little crackpot I am for bashing Twilight fangirls, go ahead. Leave me a comment. And while you're at it, why don't you take some time to ask yourself why'd you fall in love with it in the first place? Was it because of Edward's hotness or because Twilight is ACTUALLY a good teenage romance book.
Crazy bitches. >.>
E: *runs off to freezer* The TV sat on my hand.
Eh, which browser do you use? FIREFOX SEAMONKEY Your head. Memang la. SEAMONKEY ....Else? EARTHMOOSE! O__o
I can't help but to feel really unfathomable right now. I can think of a million reasons as to why I feel like a bottomless pit this very moment, but what good does that do if I can't 'cure' this.
I'm being despondent, I know. I can't help it, really. The main blame goes to today's Hari Penghargaan [Appreciation Day wtflolz?] It's exceedingly stupid. I don't even what good does it do to make 14/15/16 year olds sit down in one little corner and contemplate on their effing future. Don't ever remind me of my future, please. There's a reason why it's called the future. Because it's something yet-to-be, forthcoming, prospect. It shouldn't be NOW because it's too busy being something LATER.
I don't make sense, I know. I sound vague, I'm aware of that too. I'd be shocked if anyone understood that. Anyway, I just hate to think about the future, honestly.
Lol. I saw this on someone's blog and I was just so compelled to do it.
Dear Kristal/Crystal [oh it rhymes!], I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understandthat Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget to hate the Boston Celtics. In pain, Ezri.
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scared Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family
And because I'm awesome, I'mma post the vid up here.
Lolz. We chose that because well, during every ride, everything was shaking. Or something like that, I don't recall. So, I can't really remember anything right now, in fact, every time I close my eyes I feel like I'm on Corkscrew all over again. I'll chronicle everything down.
Friday. Went to school with all that luggage. 3 bags to be exact. School happened. Nasyid competition BLAH. At about 12, Joan came and hurriedly grabbed Jill away. Turns out Jill can't go for the trip, I won't say why. SORRY BABE! I MISSED YOU LIKE HELL. Anyway, after school, Yann, Kah Sin and I walked to Yann's grandma's [who isn't racist or senile lol] place. Had a bath and went back to school before 1.30. Bus moved at 1.50/Idek and I sat next to Anna. But for the most part, we didn't sit at our seat, we were in front. Anyway, we reached Genting. Cable car was all lolz. Anna....is afraid of heights. And blood. And she screams like a girl a lot. A LOT. We [Kris, Anna, Yann, Sonia. Shannon, Andrina and I] kept on singing Shake It which if I'm not mistaken led us to choosing it as the theme song. Reached the place, blah, hotel formalities what-ev...Shopped around, ate dinner [which was exceptionally expensive]..Went to sleep late, d'oi.
Saturday. Best day of em all! We [as in me, Kris, Anna, Sonia, Andrina, Fiona, Chui, May, Cay] tried all the rides. We were the first ones at Flying Coaster [which has been the best ride SO FAR]. :D Anyway, it was so fricking scary because we were forced to hold on to two tiny and not to mention slippery bars whilst being caged up and flying 50 feet above the ground. Oh right, there were 720degree turns at a few points. What really scared me was the part where my hands accidentally slipped of the bar. I got so bloody scared coz' I felt my back slamming the metal cage that time. What if it was loose, and I ended up flying midair? *shudders*... I wanted to try Space Shot but Kris and I didn't coz' we were afraid that we'd end up dying when we reach the top because it was misty and we both have asthma. At least, I still do. :\ Saddening. There was the go-kart thing but I didn't go. I figured I'd accompany Fi with the bag-holding thing. Anyways, Kristagail Lim was complaining so much after it thanks to some lala bitches who were camwhoring when they were supposed to be driving (-__-). Kinda loltastic if you were right there to watch her rant. It started to rain after a while. Anna and Andrina were at Space Shot when it was raining so Kris, Sonia and I decided to run off to the shade where I inadvertently dropped Andrina's phone and cracked her screen. -_- I'm an idiot, I know, so stfu now. After that, I think we went back home to the room. Ate dinner, well actually only Anna and I did coz' we didn't wanna eat out. But we ended up going out after a while, dressed like complete nerds. And I'm serious on this one..I was wearing a checkered scarf, and checkered shorts and a striped shirt. Definitely a social outcast at first glance. Anyway, THANKS KRIS FOR LENDING ME THE SCARF~ Then......I don't remember anything except Kris and I got really bored we went off to try skinny jeans. And then..we lost Anna -_____- Right. Fi has accomplished something =) She finally went to a bar..and had a non-alcoholic drink WHEEEEEEEEEE... We tried to look older actually, and I think we succeeded? Idek. But damn, walking around that stupid place clad in a spaghetti strap is seriously kinda...cold. ...I don't remember anymore. Oh wait, now I do. I played Playboy with Yann and Shan on the PS2. So this came to be:
Y&E: SEX IN THE SHOWER WHEEEEEEEEE~~ Y: Make her boobs bigger. E : *enlarges cyber boobies of an Indian chick in Playboy* Y : Ehhh I want them to have sex in the shower. E : OKAY!! *happily makes characters have sex in the shower* *starts laughing hysterically* S : SZE YANN AH WHAT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN ARE YOU?! FORM REP SUMMORE. I PRAYER MISTRESS LAGI WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?! WHY AM I WQATCHING THERE *covers eyes* Y&E : .... S : WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?! *pauses*........................................... Eh can have sex in the bed ah?
Lolz at that.
Today Lazy to blog bout today. There weren't a lot of things today. Except maybe our cable car ride where we [Shan, Kris, Andrina, Sonia, Anna and I] kept on waving and classifying the people who were going up [as opposed to us, we were going down]. So this was how is went down.
Psychopaths : OHH ANOTHER ONE. [cable car passes.] P : HI!!!!! *waves like mob of deranged asylum-escapees* Cable car people : O_o *stares intently at the bunch of 15 year old Malaysian girls waving like complete idiots* P : >.> SNOBS!
or P : OHH ANOTHER ONE. GET READY [cable car passes] P : HI!!!!! *waves yet again like mob of deranged asylum-escapees* CCP : *wave back* P : O_o PAEDOPHILES! CRAZY IDIOTS! PSYCHOPATHS!
Sadly, no one pleased us. It was either snobs or paedos. -_-" So in the end we've concluded that.. Chinese people don't do anything. Indian people are psycho and wave a lot. ..and Germans videotape us.
Yup, Germans do that. The last cable car had this one dude [and Kris concluded that he was German] that was videotaping us when we screamed "HI!!" Let's just hope that it doesn't end up on Youtube. With the description reading "Trip to Genting Highlands in Malaysia where we encountered 5 Chinese and Indian girls greeting us with such luuurvvveeee" Damn, Genting can be so fucking awesome with the right people