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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Addition to my list of Awesome People To Fangirl Over and Worship Because Their Awesomeness Just Makes Up For The Fact That The Fact That They're Awesome Is Actually Non-Existent But Then Again They're Still Awesome When They Deliver Lines Like 'PRETEND HE'S YOU LITTLE SISTAHHH' That Are Basically Their Man-made Highway To Land Themselves In The Awesome Pool Of Awesomeness So Yes Their Awesomeness Is Actually Fudgecaking Unprecedented.

Somewhere between Dr House, Saul and Dwight Schrute is this guy, Officer Slater.

Officer Slater: May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake ID]
Officer Slater: McLovin? [pauses] That's a cool name.
Fogell: Wha... wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.

Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Epik win.

Ezzrriiieeeeee worded out at 9:40 PM

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