[Not So] Caféine-intoxiqué..

Saturday, February 13, 2010

"The girls look pretty pumped"
"We plan on smacking them down like the hand of God"

Artie! XD

"Dear Journal: Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then, at Cheerios practice, disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us nationals, and without a championship, I'd lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft."

"You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused... then furious."

"Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed *everything* only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens "

Sue is by far, my most favourite character in Glee. Gudd, she's lovely.

Ezzrriiieeeeee worded out at 11:43 PM

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